Tits for a guy.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to watch tv

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to cry acid tears

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!