the power to have no one read this post

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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Imortality.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!