The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to think salmon.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The Power of cheese

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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KeemStar

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!