- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

The power to be still until moving or being touched.

The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

The power to bleed

The power to come back to life but only after u die

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

The power to understand math.

The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

The power to be a bird that can't fly

the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

the power to become semi-transparent

The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

The power to perpetually yawn.

the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

Pointless Super Powers