The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to make cats burp.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!