The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to be a normal person

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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Night vision that only works during the day

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!