The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to go through open windows

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!