the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to snore.

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!