the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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the power to die at will

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!