the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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the power to shit cellulose

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!