The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!