The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!