The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to be born.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!