The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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Immunity to medication

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The Power to Combust

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!