the power to fly but only upward

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The power to be called justin bieber

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!