The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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Death at will

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the ability to darken darkness

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!