The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!