The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to see through horses

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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Death at will

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to die and get away with it

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the power to die....

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!