The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power of not knowing

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The Power to Combust

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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Immunity to medication

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!