The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to snore.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!