The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to pee ants.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!