The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power of not knowing

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!