the ability to pee in your own butt.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to attract bullets.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to create shit

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to see John Cena.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!