The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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black people

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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the power to die on command

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!