The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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KeemStar

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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black people

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The power to die in one second

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!