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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road
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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.
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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.
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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(
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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.
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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.
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The power to do NOTHING!
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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time
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the ability to fly under water unless your wet
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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.
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The power to describe the taste of water.
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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.
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The power to poop kittens with mittens
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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.
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The power to turn cancer into aids.
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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.
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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy
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Death at will
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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.
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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground
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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.
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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day
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The power to walk on your butt cheeks
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The power to come back to life but only after u die
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!