the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!