The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to catch em all

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to peel stickers

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the power to die at will

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!