The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to die at will.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to swim on land

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The ability to have no abilities.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!