the power to pee on command

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power spite flower

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!