The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to write a country song

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The power to have a small penis

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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the power to have a power.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the power to get STD's

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to troll the Internet.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!