The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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the power to fly but only upward

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the power to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!