the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to die early.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to control sloths

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to speak braille

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!