The power to lick your own back...

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to fart upon command.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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Retractable Teeth

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!