The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power of exact change

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!