The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power of love

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!