The power to make meringues levitate

the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

The power of night vision, but only during the day.

meh.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

The power to state the obvious.

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The power to use windows 10.

the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

the ability to turn coke into pepsi

The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

power to pass kidney stones at will

The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

the ability to see fairy's

The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

The power to read the TV

X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!