The power to speak in morse code

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The power to have cancer.

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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Turning wine into water.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The ability to bleed lava

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Smoke vision

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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the ability to think you can fly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!