THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The power to potato.

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The power to make tea appear at will

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to shit on command.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to see into the present

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Poop

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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the power to poo pineapples

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ability to find good woman drivers

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!