The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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the ability to think you can fly

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The power of missing a finger.

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to sit anywhere

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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Smoke vision

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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Facebook.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!