The power to read

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The power to piss people off.

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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the power to shit bicks

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!