The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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the power to predict the past

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The power to divide by 0

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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Batman

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!