The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!