power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power to catch em' all

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!