mint berry crunch

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to live until you die.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to see the present

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!