The power to fold paper seven times

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power of hindsight

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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the ability to glow in the light.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to be powerless.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!