The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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Acid tears.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power of exploding when you think.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to like any show

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!