The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to think of food

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!