the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!