The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!