The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!