The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to have a super power,

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power of exploding when you think.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!