The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to be gay on command.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!