- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

the power to sit

The Power to Power

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

To never remember what the word if means

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

The ability to become visible at will.

the power to read this pointleessuperpower

the power to know when someone queefed

Pointless Super Powers