The power to change the color of your saliva.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power of hindsight

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to see via toe nails

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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the power to get fat in America

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!