The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to be normal.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!