The power to fold paper seven times

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!