the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to become powerless

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The power to think of food

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!