- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to kill yourself.

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

the power of reanimating dead insects

The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

The power to be a snail

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

The power to always smell like cheep wine.

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

The power to have the longest little finger

The power to lower your IQ at will.

the power to pee shit and shit piss.

Ladder hands.

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power.

The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

Pointless Super Powers