The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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the power to change people socks on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!