The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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make youself dumb

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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the power to smell like ham

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!