THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to take a crap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!