The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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the power to fart the alphebet

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The Power to die at will

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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the power of the succulent game

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!