PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power of hindsight

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!