The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to be normal.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!