the power to see through clear glass.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The power to forget you have a super power.

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to see through glass doors.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power to have no power

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to laugh in Japanese.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

thumb_up thumb_down -70

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power to make lipstick fly

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The power to think oppositely

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power to not finish your....

thumb_up thumb_down +40

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The power to drink and drive without being caught

thumb_up thumb_down +18

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!