The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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ikawlhan forever

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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make youself dumb

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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the power to see through windows.;.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!