The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

The power to get off the internet and do something productive

The power to pee after drinking lots of water

The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

The power to be more human than most people.

The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

The power to erect your nipples at will.

The power to be invisible to only yourself.

The power to lower your IQ at will.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

shit and piss at the same time

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

The power to always know the exact time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!